In top news tonight....
"After five months in captivity, Batman has been found! His rescuer, Mom, came across him today as she was dusting various fake plants throughout the house. He was found deep within some shrubs, and although dehydrated, is said to be in good health. His guardian, Thatcher Ballard, was overjoyed at the return of this dear companion and was heard by various witnesses exclaiming the words, "YEA!! YEA!!! YEA!!!"
"After five months in captivity, Batman has been found! His rescuer, Mom, came across him today as she was dusting various fake plants throughout the house. He was found deep within some shrubs, and although dehydrated, is said to be in good health. His guardian, Thatcher Ballard, was overjoyed at the return of this dear companion and was heard by various witnesses exclaiming the words, "YEA!! YEA!!! YEA!!!"






















